oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
u rang
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
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I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
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when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there
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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
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when your friend crops you out of a picture
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